Weeks

The name given to a female of the superior variety, embodying all of the following characteristics: beauty, generosity, stylishness, creativity, and one or more of the following: blonde hair, spectacles, a voice like whitney, passion for literature, many siblings, a tendency to ruin group photographs.

Usually found with the following: A horse, a big red dog or a "brown bear".

NB: Males can be termed "Weeks" but the females are the majority.

She's so awesome! Yeah, you're right, she must be a Weeks.

Weeks by Reems_13 March 23, 2011

2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks

2 weeks by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021

2 more weeks 

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022

Two Weeks Out 

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

Two Weeks Out by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

cheeks for weeks 

Cheeks for weeks.
Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.

"Dude did you see that girl in the sundress? She had cheeks for weeks."

cheeks for weeks by BURNHAMMAS May 14, 2016

2 weeks to flatten the curve 

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

2 weeks to flatten the curve by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

Two weeks 

Mythical time period in which most half assed tuning companies promote their products as coming to market.

Typical actual time periods stretch anywhere from a year, to never.

See: "Dubwerks"

Revo's BT software will be ready in "two weeks".

Two weeks by Cypher2k May 28, 2004