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Plestering

A word used to describe doing not very much at all. Used to describe doing something aimless or ‘mucking about’.
A lengthy and tedious process could also be described as a ‘plester’
Stop plestering!
Such a Plester!
by GingerWarrior August 31, 2023
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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015
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petering the russo

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.
by BigPoppy May 30, 2015
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Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
by Splocious January 22, 2012
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Plengering

Throwing up, kicking, screaming, crying and having a tantrum all at the same time
Amber is plengering again because Rens left.
by zshithead July 17, 2021
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Petering Your Novak

What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.

To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak

Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.

You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.

What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
"You're Petering Your Novak."
by PeterNovak November 2, 2022
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pestering

continually talking to you when u dont want them to
jc's a pestering cunt
by rusty jones January 16, 2004
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