When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
by Morning_wood August 19, 2013
When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.
So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.
by Eragonic January 21, 2019
In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!
"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022
1. Dude stop petering about Lambert he will come good for us."
2. We lossed our first game of the season and you won't stop petering about it.
2. We lossed our first game of the season and you won't stop petering about it.
by mosh_pit August 05, 2014
Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017
Peter is a handsome man and very caring,he's good for children to look up to and would make a great husband//daddy. He has a lot of family issues but doesn't show it,I love Peter.
by PrincessHollyDunn January 25, 2015
A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...
by BabafromGhana October 12, 2017