Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

e-pottering

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009

Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Pottering

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way

Ram was pottering around

by Rishav February 19, 2018

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

poultering

Poultering is when a woman takes it from all angles from all her fellow co-workers. As she receives their loads she makes a wookie call and presents her self to the customers after.

We just had a realy good poultering session with that bitch.

by Ryuman2307 October 15, 2017

Harry Pottering

When one does/says something that is Harry Potter related.

Annie: "What's that dude doing?"
Morgan: "Dude it's obvious - he's Harry Pottering."

by morgzannie July 27, 2010