Slug nut

Slug Nut

Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.

Raver #1: Check that cunt on the decks
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.

Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.

by Splocious September 29, 2017

Campapult

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.

Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.

by Splocious January 20, 2024

Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

by Splocious December 02, 2021

Ya hoor ye

Generally denotes surprise in Scotland.

Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.

by Splocious May 06, 2019

Kilbride

Term used for a danger wank in the Kilmore area

I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.

by Splocious March 29, 2022

racisit

Ideal word for folk that struggle with the word xenophobe but can't quite bring themselves to write racist.

That pant sniffer is a right racisit. He should know better.

by Splocious February 15, 2019

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012