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Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
by Splocious January 22, 2012
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by Splocious February 15, 2019
Get the racisit mug.Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.
Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.
by Splocious January 20, 2024
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He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.
by Splocious December 2, 2021
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Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
by Splocious May 6, 2019
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Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Raver #1: Check that cunt on the decks
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
by Splocious September 29, 2017
Get the Slug nut mug."Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by Splocious May 23, 2020
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