To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.