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Peripatextic 

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.
While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.
Peripatextic by Hexis October 16, 2009

Perkinater 

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!
Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)
Perkinater by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

periclated 

Function: adjective
Etymology: pseaudo-Latin periclatus, from past participle of Xavierescense grow old, become disused, perhaps from ob- toward + solEre to be accustomed.

1 a : no longer in use or no longer useful b : of a kind or style no longer current : OLD-FASHIONED
2 of a plant or animal part : indistinct or imperfect as compared with a corresponding part in related organisms :
1) These clothes are periclated.
2) That mullet is periclated.

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)
Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Perculate 

when a womans vagina becomes wet upon arrousal and drips. it comes from a term used when talking about a coffee machine, the coffee perculates dripping from the machine into the pot. like a coffee machine, a woman gets hot and begins to perculate, as she cools down the perculation subsides
sophie hoard kneeled above my face legs spread. i told her she had a beautiful cunt, while running my fingers up and down her legs. she became arroused and began to perculate into my mouth.
Perculate by Tomb October 5, 2006

perculate 

a graphic way to describe one gaining moisture in personal areas during sexual arousal.
"Yo she got so nubbed up she started ta perculate
perculate by dahatecatalyst September 26, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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