porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

populate

To fill in information on a website like linkedin, tumblr, etc.

I have to populate my linkedin, or else nobody is gonna hire me.

by 2t2r February 11, 2014

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Porkmate

Someone who you are porking, under the general circumstance that there is no relationship post porking.

Jessie's porkmate turned out to only be in it for the rebound. He porked her and left.

by Porkmate June 28, 2016

Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010

poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

by Petrodono November 14, 2005