Perkinate

to strip for a beautiful lady; to dance while stripping; to strip for free; to sexually tease

Evan was feeling a tad excited, so he surprisingly perkinated Hannah on Skype.

by Perkinator360 April 6, 2011

Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

by Hexis October 16, 2009

Perkinater

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!

Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)

by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

peeninate

To have sexual intercourse, specifically penile penetration of a soft tissue orafice. Originated with the internet slang term p33n and worked its way into speech through overuse by internet geeks.

"...I walk in and she's getting peeninated by six guys from the football team!"

by quadmonk April 9, 2005

perkalate

the act of dancing on glass top tables

Man, I was so wasted last night, I started to perkalate.

by The Perkalator October 29, 2009

perkavate

Obvs it means to suck ones nipple.

i was about to perkavate her and then she had a baby, obvs.

by Dan Slampig February 13, 2008

Peripatetic

1) The act of, relating to, or given to walking about;
2) Moving or traveling from place to place to freekin place;
3) Snooking around touching every damned thing around;
4) Cant sit still or settle down; and
5) Constantly, without rest, surveying, reconing, and otherwise annoying the hell out of everyone by any of the above actions.

1) Your two year old is is a damned peripatetic, he just cant sit still and is always ge'in into shit. Itinerant.

2) Billy Ho is the best peripatetic I know -- He is all up in the bitches: hitt'in them here -- Tapp'in that ass there....

by Biatch551 January 1, 2006