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by Hexis August 20, 2008
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Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis August 18, 2008
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by Hexis December 24, 2009
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An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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and, by extension,
2) A crotch, usually dirty.
Origin: Onomatopoeic.
and, by extension,
2) A crotch, usually dirty.
Origin: Onomatopoeic.
1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.
2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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