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crack a crunch

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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baster

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis August 18, 2008
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Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
by Hexis December 24, 2009
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Text Chasm

Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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Ure

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.
1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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