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Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.
While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.
by Hexis October 16, 2009
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jus

Spin, or english on a ball, especially when it is the perfect amount for the task at hand.

Pronounced as in au jus, with a silent s.
I think if you hit it with a touch of jus the ball will hold out against the early break and trickle on down to the hole.

Oh! That just missed! I think with just a little more jus that ball would have curled into the net!
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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It loves it

Variation of loves it, where the additional
<it> stands for surrounding conditions or fate in general. Mainly used in golf where the additional <it> refers to the golf course as an entity.
That shot's started out down the left but it loves it, the wind's blowing the ball right back towards the target.

That doesn't look like a good shot, but wait, it loves it! It bounced out of the rough and onto the green!
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Ure

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.
1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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crack a crunch

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.
I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
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