An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
February 05, 2009
1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.
and, by extension,
2) A crotch, usually dirty.
1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.
2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.
1)An 'outie' vagina.
2) The city of Ottawa.
1)Did you see that Chyna video? Man she's got an o-twat.
2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.
Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
December 24, 2009
Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.
Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.
I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.
A slight 'opening up' of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand.
He coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how's she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.
In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.