13 definitions by weasel990
My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.
by weasel990 July 11, 2010
by weasel990 August 1, 2017
I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.
by weasel990 July 11, 2010
Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.
by weasel990 July 31, 2009
Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)
Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.
by weasel990 May 22, 2009
My caucasian friend Waldo often rants and raves about the dumbest things. Its at this point I refer to him as a DAWG.
by weasel990 July 27, 2009
Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013