13 definitions by weasel990

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
To copulate with a fat person. (porker)
Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
by weasel990 December 24, 2016
My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.
by weasel990 July 11, 2009
When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.
I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.
by weasel990 July 11, 2010
My caucasian friend Waldo often rants and raves about the dumbest things. Its at this point I refer to him as a DAWG.
by weasel990 July 27, 2009
A person who loves old barns.
A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.
by weasel990 October 6, 2010
PMF- is short for post meal farting.
After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.
by weasel990 October 6, 2010