weasel990's definitions

PMF

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

piglingual

One who is fluent in pig latin

Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.

by weasel990 July 31, 2009

Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.

Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian

by weasel990 January 22, 2010

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010