porker

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

by Takoti September 14, 2005

porker

another word for someone being fat or obese.

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.

by Andrew May 7, 2003

porker

a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.

porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.

(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!

by kristov June 20, 2006

porker

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"

by shelbs May 13, 2005

porker

a lie, a pork pie
cockney rhyming slang

what a porker!

by cockney wanker October 10, 2003

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 17, 2006

porker

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves

I heard the porker is porking a pork pie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 25, 2019