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Penishoe 

A HOE FOR DA PENIS. OKAY?
"UGH, YOU PENISHOE!"
Penishoe by penishoe July 3, 2018
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penishopper 

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
penishopper by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

penishole 

oi m8 whats that hole?

oi dats a penishole m8
penishole by gimme da possi pliss September 3, 2016

penishead 

a human being with a penis upon his/her head
wow u have a penis on ur head u penishead
penishead by fartbomb! November 8, 2008

penisholder 

someone who holds other peoples penises
some one who is a loser,fag,or an idiot.
someone who has no life and no friends
Those Losers over there are such penisholders. they should get a life. Johnny your such a penisholder get a life bitch.
penisholder by FDFDFD March 28, 2007

Penishment 

I was being so bad yesterday that jackery gave me a penishment
Penishment by Infinitetrickpony April 27, 2014

penishead 

penishead yummy
penishead by My Friends are Weird October 18, 2020
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