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penishé 

pronounced pen-ish-ay. a very versatile word which can be used as a compliment, an insult, an adjective, or even in place of ‘thankyou’. penishé truly means whatever your heart so desires.
‘you are looking mighty penishé today, sir.’

‘that’s a lovely hat you’re wearing’
‘penishé’ (thankyou)
penishé by i <3 penishé May 8, 2022
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Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

Punisher 

A person that seeks out band members at a show for the specific goal of asking them details about all the minutiae of recording, playing, writing and/or tells the band member all the details of their own recording, playing or writing.
Keep the back stage door locked, there's a lotta punishers out there tonight.
Punisher by delmuerte May 19, 2019
Word of the Day on January 21, 2025

punisher 

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.
anyone who talks about magic the gathering a.k.a a punisher
punisher by anti punisher November 11, 2010

the punisher 

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.
Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.
the punisher by Joe April 27, 2004

Pennsylvania punisher 

A beer bong taken in the rectum.
It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.

Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
Toilet Punisher by Peristalsis October 12, 2009
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