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punishing the primate 

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

Punishing the Salmon 

To have a wank
I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.
"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

Punishing The Baby 

Fucking pregnant chick like a caveman.
I fucked this pregnant chick so hard last night, I'm sure I was punishing the baby.
Punishing The Baby by uCw HavoK April 7, 2011

punishing yourself 

The act of twisting your own nipples as a punishment for any action that was not completed correctly.
Ugh just quit punishing yourself and try again

punishing the weasel 

to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
punishing the weasel by shoe booty December 24, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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