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Penishment 

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.
Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:
Penishment by tkast68 June 18, 2011

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle
User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in
Team Punishment by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014

Performance Punishment 

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME
punishment time by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020

Sucker for punishment

Someone who just can't get enough.
An incredibly high threshold for either or both physical and emotional pain, coupled with great stubborness (or determination, as they call it) makes someone a sucker for punishment.

A sucker for punishment Is strongly self reliant and independant and take it apon themselves, and no-one else to solve their problems. Their relentless determination and unbreakable spirit means they never back down, never give up, they are absolutely determined to keep going despite what pain it may be causing them, and what obstacles stand in their way. The person is desperate to get things done by themselves, they usually reject help until they literally can't carry on anymore.

To others their efforts may not seem worth it, but for them the victory alone is worth it,never mind the prize, they gain great satisfaction from achieving their goals but failure from resorting to someone elses' help.

Their relentless determination is usually a good a thing, such people rarely fail, but is also often a bad thing.
If they ever can't succeed for whatever reason, they will just try and try and try and try until their apparently never-ending strength has been spent, this is very painful and exhausting to both them and their friends who they commonly reject the aid of.
1:"Damn, that guy's fell off like hundred times, he's bleeding and everything!"
2:"Such a sucker for punishment, when will he learn?"
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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