Penishment

Punishing someone using your penis

I was being so bad yesterday that jackery gave me a penishment

by Infinitetrickpony April 27, 2014

Penishment

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.

Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:

by tkast68 June 18, 2011

penish

the quality of being penis like

amanda has a penish looking face

by chet holstrom October 12, 2007

penish

A funny way of saying penis when you're mad.

Can be quoted from a game that most youtube poopers love: Super Robotnik Land. Robotnik yells this as he smacks enemies away with his penis. (Look up "robotnik and his gameboy" on youtube, you'll surely find it.)

A sound clip taken from the quote "snooPING AS usual, i see."

(Robotnik walks up to enemy)

"PENISH!"

(Robotnik proceeds to cockslap the enemy's face, throwing them off screen.)

by heretical-cubes February 23, 2009

penish

a funny way of saying penis = P

he has a funny looking PENISH =D

by dumbfrosh May 3, 2006

Penish

The hillbilly way of saying penis.

Yew have a penish!

by DsLikeJesus June 24, 2010

penish

a state of deep contemplation

peter and arielle were in a penish about what to order from the restaurant

by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007