penistoe 

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

penistoe by Zak March 28, 2004

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

penis toe

when a man's underwear is so high that his balls fall out of them.

"holy shit, men with penis toes love milkshakes"

penis toe by sixtynine January 1, 2007

Penistocracy 

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

Penistocracy by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

Penis Toe

When you have a hole in your sock, resulting in one or multiple toes sticking out. The toe sticking out then looks like a penis.

Bailey: There's a hole in my sock...

Hannah: It looks like a penis!

Bailey: It's a penis toe!

Penis Toe by B.Evans154 September 19, 2011

penistoes  

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

penistoes by molomer April 17, 2009