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Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."
or
"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
or
"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008
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penistealthography
The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.
Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?
penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007
penis toe
Penistocracy
Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."
Penistocracy Definitions:
1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes
2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish
2 b : a state with such a government
3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy
4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy
Penistocracy Definitions:
1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes
2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish
2 b : a state with such a government
3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy
4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy
Penistocracy by Rhekemi June 15, 2018
Penis Toe
When you have a hole in your sock, resulting in one or multiple toes sticking out. The toe sticking out then looks like a penis.
Penis Toe by B.Evans154 September 19, 2011
penistoes
1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.
1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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