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penishopper 

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
penishopper by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

penishole 

oi m8 whats that hole?

oi dats a penishole m8
penishole by gimme da possi pliss September 3, 2016

penifoldersandwich 

to sandwhich a penis in a manilla folder
i guess when your at your cubicle and cant find a sock a penifoldersandwich is always handy.
penifoldersandwich by hobo man March 4, 2003

penishole 

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit
Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.
penishole by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

juicy nice nigger penishole 

A simple easy recipe for the penis oven 3000 the nice juicy nice nigger penishole!!
The taste of the sweet cum drizzling down your mouth filling the cum form the insides of the nigger penishole into you causing you to have q sweet reaction saying d
"daddy put it in further uhoh
"hey John wanna make a juicy nice nigger penishole?
"sure I love to the nigger cock will taste delightful

penis holder 

A rope that is used when you the girl that is sucking you attaches a rope to your penis and gives it to you. You put the rope in your mouth as the girl slurps your testicles.
Jarrett: woah dude, she gave me my penis holder to me last night
Jeremy: wow cool dude
penis holder by Nev_121 May 11, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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