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Penished
The ultimate sentence for your crimes as an adult, when all the people in the village gather around to pee on you as you sit in the yellow feeling mellow.
Penished by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
Plenished
1) Descriptive term for any item or commodity that is currently stocked to an acceptable level.
2) The root word of replenished.
2) The root word of replenished.
pope punished
"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?
pope punished by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017
Punished Him Severely
Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.
Punished Him Severely by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021
Penised
Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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