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Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.
P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
Penis by Catchy10 January 15, 2022
A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
Penis by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
the thing that justin bieber doesnt have
penis by helloim345 June 23, 2010
Penis
Penis
Penis by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018
Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
Penis by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021
A male genital that you wish was longer.
Penis by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019