Noun: An exceptionally young girl who is the object of an older man’s obsession. Also referring to the relationship shared between the two. The relationship may be fleeting or temporary in nature, especially if the man is going through a so called mid-life crisis. Term was created by Christie to describe a longtime friend who loved ‘little’ (18-22yo) girls.
Tony’s pedofling Candi, 19, is 30 years younger than he is.
Bobby: I'm going to pedofy my father by placing naked pictures of me in his sock drawer.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.
The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.
Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."
Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."