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pedofork 

A combination of the words "Pedophile" and "Dork". Coined by the infamous Christian Weston Chandler.
I am not a pedofork, you dork!
pedofork by Count Graduon September 6, 2012
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pedoflop 

pedoflop
pedoflop by T D Bundy December 11, 2009
Squeaker: are you supposed to be a pedolic bastard?
Troll: Pedolic? Is that some sort of new word?
pedolic by Thaddian May 9, 2016

Pedofeel 

When a pedophile touches his next victim in an inappropriate manner.
"Dude I just copped a pedofeel off that 5 year old's badonkadonk."

"Nice!"
Pedofeel by Pedobear9001.5 May 2, 2010

Pedaflog 

One who uses, or engages in discussion where any of the following terms are used in an attempt to inflate ones perceived understanding of teaching : Pedagogy, Pedagogical, Pedagogical Content Knowledge, Pedagog.

The collective noun for a group of pedaflogs, is a conflation of pedaflogs.
Ben commenting to Eva after at the completion of an interview of a teaching candidate … “I’m not sure we need another pedaflog”

Geoff said to Graham following a presentation in curriculum committee. “I must warn you, that you run the risk of coming across as a pedaflog with presentations like that”
Pedaflog by G-railer October 19, 2021

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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