pedoflop

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A failed attempt at child molestation

pedoflop

pedoflop by T D Bundy December 11, 2009

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Pedoflop

The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.

Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."

Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."

Pedoflop by gray88olds March 28, 2009

Related Words

Pedoflop • Pedaflop • pedoslop

Pedaflop

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."

Pedaflop by dysangel March 28, 2009

pedoslop

Low quality content (often anime, manga or videogame) that includes provocative representations of minors (loli, shota) meant to barely entertain pedophiles who watch it and keep an audience.

Hey dude, did you play the new japanese game? The character design is amazing!
Man, that's just pedoslop

pedoslop by TaurineBeast August 4, 2025

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026