pedoflop

A failed attempt at child molestation

pedoflop

by T D Bundy December 11, 2009

Pedoflop

The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.

Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."

Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."

by gray88olds March 28, 2009

Pedaflop

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."

by dysangel March 28, 2009

pedoslop

Low quality content (often anime, manga or videogame) that includes provocative representations of minors (loli, shota) meant to barely entertain pedophiles who watch it and keep an audience.

Hey dude, did you play the new japanese game? The character design is amazing!
Man, that's just pedoslop

by TaurineBeast August 4, 2025