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pedofling 

Noun: An exceptionally young girl who is the object of an older man’s obsession. Also referring to the relationship shared between the two. The relationship may be fleeting or temporary in nature, especially if the man is going through a so called mid-life crisis. Term was created by Christie to describe a longtime friend who loved ‘little’ (18-22yo) girls.
Tony’s pedofling Candi, 19, is 30 years younger than he is.
pedofling by ChristieB July 5, 2008
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peopling 

pronounced (people ing): the ability to tolerate people and their stupidity, as well as your own stupidity in a public setting. To people or engage in the act of peopling is to be able to remain tactful despite a person's obvious stupidity, and/or, lack of social skills.
I'm really bad at peopling today. I just can't people.
peopling by linnythepooh April 15, 2013

Pedibling 

Extravagant, eye catching, and expensive pedicure. Bling on the toes.
"I can't stop looking at the glitter on your toes, I gotta get some pedibling too!"
Pedibling by esspressochef January 19, 2009

white peopling 

going out to do stunts only crazy people would think of doing, especially stunts you've seen in the movies, like hoping skyscraper to skyscraper, or hanging on a cliff that could lead to possible deaths
Tim went white peopling last night before getting a concussion on the head from doing flips on the edge of a high building.
white peopling by amori March 10, 2017

pedilingus

the erotic stimulation of the foot with the tongue for sexual pleasure. Derived from the Latin words \"ped\", meaning foot, and \"lingus\", meaning tongue.
Since he has a foot fetish, he gets a kick out of pedilingus.
pedilingus by Jesuffle April 26, 2005

pedofine 

An underage girl that looks too good to pass up.
"Damn, look at that girl!"
"Dude, youre a pedophile"
"No man, shes pedoFINE!"
pedofine by Critter September 30, 2003

peddling 

The action of promoting an idea or view persistently or widely.
You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years.
peddling by GerryH September 2, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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