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A fucking retarded sicko who faps to/rapes children, babies, and teens. They are usually old males from the ages of 50 to 80 and can barely stand up straight. Fact is, they probably ain't straight either.
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by The N-Word Pass May 09, 2019
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The only good thing about them is they drive slowly through the school zone.
People who need to make airplane noises just to get his dick into his girlfriend's mouth.
A type of file you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole.
People who think that the worst thing about bald vagina is to put the diaper back on.
People who run to the Walmart because they heard that the kids' pants were half off.
People who answered "I don't mind! Surprise me!" when the school teacher asked him "Which child is yours!?" in the pick-up time.
People who think that the hardest part in life is trying to fit in.
If they got into a fight with a Chinese, it will be called "Alien vs. Predator".
People whose favorite choir is A flat minor.
People whose favorite position is doggy style because the girls they are fucking are just learning to crawl.
My girlfriend told me last night, "I'm leaving you! I found out that you're a pedophile!"
I replied, "That's a big word for a 5 years old!"
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An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
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A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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