Bobby: I'm going to pedofy my father by placing naked pictures of me in his sock drawer.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.
by Tannerlol October 7, 2008
To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.
To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.
To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.
To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.
To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.
The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.
by broughizzay October 22, 2009
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