Pedofy

To label one as a pedophile.

Bobby: I'm going to pedofy my father by placing naked pictures of me in his sock drawer.
Tim: Why would you want to do that?
Bobby: So I can get a new step daddy.

by Tannerlol January 18, 2009

pedofork

A combination of the words "Pedophile" and "Dork". Coined by the infamous Christian Weston Chandler.

I am not a pedofork, you dork!

by Count Graduon September 6, 2012

pedobyte

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

pedoflop

A failed attempt at child molestation

pedoflop

by T D Bundy December 11, 2009

Pedofeel

When a pedophile touches his next victim in an inappropriate manner.

"Dude I just copped a pedofeel off that 5 year old's badonkadonk."

"Nice!"

by Pedobear9001.5 May 2, 2010

pedofile

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell

the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

Pedofish

A fish that likes following/touching/watching other small fish, mostly male fish.

That fish is a pedofish.
That pedofish keeps touching those baby fish.

by SuupaKoopa December 7, 2011