The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.
Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."
Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."
Low quality content (often anime, manga or videogame) that includes provocative representations of minors (loli, shota) meant to barely entertain pedophiles who watch it and keep an audience.
Hey dude, did you play the new japanese game? The character design is amazing!
Man, that's just pedoslop
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"