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Pedoflop 

The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor.
Jim: "IBM just announced it had the ability to calculate a petaflop a second with the new technology it developed."

Steve-Dave: "Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo Milton from I.T. has to go door to door in his subdivision and alert his neighbors that he was pedoflopping in his old hood."
Pedoflop by gray88olds March 28, 2009
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Pedaflop 

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.


"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."
Pedaflop by dysangel March 28, 2009

pedoslop 

Low quality content (often anime, manga or videogame) that includes provocative representations of minors (loli, shota) meant to barely entertain pedophiles who watch it and keep an audience.
Hey dude, did you play the new japanese game? The character design is amazing!
Man, that's just pedoslop
pedoslop by TaurineBeast August 4, 2025
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026