Pandgasam

When Pandora hits you with 7 straight bangers.

I was on Pandora earlier it was lit songs so fresh I had a Pandgasam

by King Infamous May 11, 2016

pandasaurus

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.

You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.

by Average asain December 4, 2010

Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

by pond_luva September 24, 2009

Pandasapian

When you feel deeply in your heart that you are different from all other people and believe the reason is because you are actually a descendant from Panda Bears or any other type of Bear. Instead of your primitive ancestors being apes, you believe you are the offspring of millions of years of evolution originating with a Panda.

-"You're really weird.. You know that right"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"

by Extremely Slim Shady December 16, 2016

Pandasam563

a man who is super attractive and gets all the hoes with his massive penis

Girl 1 : Pandasam563 is so hot i would fuck him

Girl 2 : yeah Pandasam563 has such a huge penis

Girl 1 : yeah i love Pandasam563

by gabeslawncare April 10, 2022

pandarama

Basically a shit ton of pandas having a hardcore dizzy slap boxing match. It's fuckin rad.

"Bro did you see Thomas in the pandarama. He fuckin rekt Alfred. Alfred is a faggot though.

by SaladMaster69420xXxXSwagMaster September 8, 2016

Pandagasm

an orgasm, panda-style

I just had a pandagasm when I saw that bamboo in your pants

by APandaa February 22, 2011