Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.

Compared to humanism, pandaism is a lot more interesting!

Pandaism by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

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Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

Pondgasm by pond_luva September 24, 2009

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Pandoragasm

When you learn of a new awesome band through use of the awesome website, Pandora.

So I learned about this band called "The Underwater Sea Lobsters." From Pandora, it was a total Pandoragasm

Pandoragasm by Danny Lafleur April 26, 2010

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Pandorgasm

The feeling you get when you are listening to streaming radio on Pandora and Pandora plays that perfect song you've been waiting to hear.

Guy #1: Dude, I love that new Eminem song.
Guy #2: Dude, me too. I had a Pandorgasm when Pandora played it earlier.
Guy #1: Dude, that is awesome!

Pandorgasm by chuck_bad November 21, 2010

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Pandasam563

a man who is super attractive and gets all the hoes with his massive penis

Girl 1 : Pandasam563 is so hot i would fuck him

Girl 2 : yeah Pandasam563 has such a huge penis

Girl 1 : yeah i love Pandasam563

Pandasam563 by gabeslawncare April 10, 2022

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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