Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

by pond_luva September 24, 2009

Pongasm

Uncontrollable elated singing often caused by the "Pong Flu" which brings out maximum ecstasy for a short duration. This is not to be related to "Ponggasm", which is when a man named "Pong" has an orgasm (during sexual intercourse with oneself)

"Oh my god, what is with all this singing?" A said.
"He must be having a Pongasm!" B replied.

by whoamianonymous May 29, 2009

PonyGasm

The moment in which a Browny realizes that a new episode of My Little Pony is out and makes an orgasm noise

Guy: New Episode of MLP
Other Guy: Ah shit, now I gotta change my pants!
Guy: Why did you have a PonyGasm?
Other Guy: Yeah, I am such a Browny

by LawlGasms November 8, 2011

Ponygasm

The orgasmic squeal, often combined with hyperventilation, a little girl makes when one or both of her parents presents her with a pony.

Rich father one: So I gave little Portia her first pony the other day
Rich father two: Did she have a ponygasm?
Rich father one: A ponygasm? What's that??
Rich father two: She gave this orgasmic squeal and started to hyperventilate, it's great. Chloe had a ponygasm when I gave her first pony, too.

by CommanD'OH February 3, 2010

ponegasm

Alternate, more memetic spelling of ponygasm

Horsefucker 1: *browsing deviantart* Dude these ponies are cute af
Horsefucker 2: Put dooown the chrome tabs m8
Horsefucker 1: I have to hug them all, they're too cuuute.
Horsefucker 2: Don't have a ponegasm man.
Horsefucker 1: *squeeeeeeing horse noises*

by caucow June 12, 2018