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pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010

pandassacre 

Vehicular homicide performed by a panda, inebriated or not, that involves one or more innocent pedestrians, and an epic chase scene between the local cops and the aforementioned Ailuropod.
"Dude...did you see that pandassacre on the news last night? I hear the panda hit like 3 people with a go-kart."
pandassacre by LooseScrew January 26, 2009
A hybrid of the mammal panda and reptilian tyranosaurus rex. It only knows one word, RAWR. It exemplifies love and affection as it travels the world spreading love, joy, and erections.
RAWR IMMA PANDAUR.
Pandaur by TenPiecesOBread January 20, 2010

Pandasapian 

When you feel deeply in your heart that you are different from all other people and believe the reason is because you are actually a descendant from Panda Bears or any other type of Bear. Instead of your primitive ancestors being apes, you believe you are the offspring of millions of years of evolution originating with a Panda.
-"You're really weird.. You know that right"
-"Yes I know I’m weird, it's because I’m actually a Pandasapian"
-"That actually answers a lot"
Pandasapian by Extremely Slim Shady December 16, 2016

Pandasam563 

a man who is super attractive and gets all the hoes with his massive penis
Girl 1 : Pandasam563 is so hot i would fuck him

Girl 2 : yeah Pandasam563 has such a huge penis

Girl 1 : yeah i love Pandasam563
Pandasam563 by gabeslawncare April 10, 2022

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.
We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)
parasaurolophus by Fat Washington September 26, 2018