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Get the Pandasaur mug.The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.
Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.
You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.
You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
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"Dude...did you see that pandassacre on the news last night? I hear the panda hit like 3 people with a go-kart."
by LooseScrew January 26, 2009
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