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pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010
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pwnasaurus rex 

Referring to pwnasaur} but adding the really sweeeeet rex at the end, so ppl know whos boss.
Pibb: wow dude you totally pwned me hard!

Phatty: what can i say im a pwnasaurus rex my friend.

Pibb: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELOGN TO US!

Phatty:I AM TEH LEET HAXXOR PWNASAURUS REX!

Pundisaurus 

When a member of a respective Punditry panel (TV based or not) produces an unnecessarily over the top OR subsequently aggressive view point as a form of punditry.
Man 1: Oh My F***ing God!! Did you see that! I Can't Believe it!!!!! What a Joke!!
Man 2: Calm down mate! It was only the half time whistle. You're such a Pundisaurus.
Pundisaurus by Andre Bergundy August 12, 2010

Ponkasaurus

A term used to describe someone who has mastered the art of ponking. An expert ponkster.
Guy 1: Did you see the way that ponkster ponked that dude?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's a true ponkasaurus!
Ponkasaurus by ponked June 1, 2011

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.
Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
A mix between a Panda and Dinosaur, Pandasaurs live in Canada
Pandasaurs are amazing ^-^
Pandasaur by ApatheticlyOdd January 8, 2018

pwnasaurus rex 

teh pwnasaurus rex = teh mad 1337 hax-r that pwnz all at everything
Phatty:man you totaly pwned me lu bu
Lu Bu:I know i r teh pwnasaurus rex of ut2k4
pwnasaurus rex by booshels June 5, 2005