Palinut 

Any common idiot that thinks Sarah Palin is god.
A Sarah Palin fan.
A person unable to separate fact from Palin's fiction, whether an actual fan of the half-term x-governor or not.

Only a Palinut could believe Obama advocates "deathcamps."

Palinut by Palinfreezone April 9, 2010

Pralinutta 

prowl-eh-nut-uh / pray-lyn-uttuh

n. Belgian quality which is smoothie in nature and made of nuts; comes from Planet Food.

n. when yo cheap ass dont wanna spend 6 dolla on nutella, pralinutta.

v. to pralinutt

recommended uses: to spread on croissants, to spread on your body, shine bathtubs, sinks, and toilets.

Shut up or pralinutt up

hay there boi you eva seen a pralinnuta'
don't get your pralinutta all over me man!

Pralinutta by nutella_hazelnutty October 12, 2011

Palinite 

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

Palinite by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

palinate 

To refuse to answer the question you are asked, and rather answer the questions you wish you'd been asked.

The vice-presidential candidate palinated in response to many of the debate questions.

GWEN IFILL: Governor, please if you want to respond to what he said about Senator McCain's comments about health care?

SARAH PALIN: I would like to respond about the tax increases. We can speak in agreement here that darn right we need tax relief for Americans so that jobs can be created here. Now, Barack Obama and Senator Biden also voted for the largest tax increases in U.S. history. Barack had 94 opportunities to side on the people's side and reduce taxes and 94 times he voted to increase taxes or not support a tax reduction, 94 times.

Now, that's not what we need to create jobs and really bolster and heat up our economy. We do need the private sector to be able to keep more of what we earn and produce. Government is going to have to learn to be more efficient and live with less if that's what it takes to reign in the government growth that we've seen today. But we do need tax relief and Barack Obama even supported increasing taxes as late as last year for those families making only $42,000 a year. That's a lot of middle income average American families to increase taxes on them. I think that is the way to kill jobs and to continue to harm our economy.

palinate by Mycopheles January 15, 2009

Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

palinate 

Using a flurry of words used to answer a question without really answering the question a la Sarah Palin; similar to verbal diarrhea or word vomit (as used in Mean Girls). Often times involves restating the question within the answer or answering a question with a question.

1) GIBSON: Have you ever met a foreign head of state?

PALIN: I have not. And I think if you go back in history and if you ask that question of many vice presidents, they may have the same answer that I just gave you. But Charlie, again, we got to remember what the desire is in this nation, at this time. It is for no more politics as usual. And somebody’s big, fat resume maybe that shows decades and decades in that Washington establishment, where, yeah, they’ve had opportunity to meet heads of state.

VIEWER: She totally palinated that question.

2)I asked him straight up if he was cheating on me and he responded by saying "girl, you know i love you and you are my baby momma!" and I was like "whatevs, don't even try to palinate."

palinate by Mascaraboo January 13, 2009

Palintology 

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009