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A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.
Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."
by AdHaterXTREME November 11, 2007
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A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.
Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"
by Beepboopboopbap March 01, 2018
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An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open
"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."
by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 18, 2017
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A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!
by ElsaSnowQueen February 01, 2014
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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
by Potatoman December 20, 2003
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A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.
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by B-Drac September 21, 2003
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