29 definitions by medicalmechanica

1

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

by medicalmechanica March 02, 2010

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2

A teenage nigger.

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!

by medicalmechanica June 09, 2010

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3

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

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A chimpanzee of Chinese origin.

The other day they showed this funny dancing chinkanzee on the nature channel!

by medicalmechanica March 08, 2010

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An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

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When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 02, 2010

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Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

by medicalmechanica May 01, 2010

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