Noobember

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.

noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??

by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009

emorrhoids

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Hugball

The real meaning of the sport known as American Football, as the ball is rarely in contact with the players' feet, in contrast, most of the time it's on the player's arms holding it ever so passionately.

person1: why in the world do they call this game Football?

person 2: 'cause it was too gay to call it Hugball

by medicalmechanica December 19, 2009

deviantfart

A piece of art posted on deviantart site that sucks so much it stinks like crap.

Deviant 1: Hey! Take a look at my new pic! Isn't it awesome??
Deviant 2: Eew, smells to me like deviantfart...

by medicalmechanica April 29, 2010

Nigganthropy

A serious condition that manifests itself after being bitten by a nigger, and results in the victim's transformation into a nigger.

Many wiggers suffer from this disease.

-Damn, this niglet bit me when she was giving me head.
-Oh man, you'd better get that checked soon, you don't wanna end up with nigganthropy like Eminem!

by medicalmechanica February 10, 2013

ethnical difficulties

Whenever you have trouble trying to communicate clearly with another person of different ethnicity.

Guy 1: my supervisor almost fired me when that Mexican dude didn't understand that we don't sell tacos.
Guy 2: what did you tell him?
Guy1: that we were having some ethnical difficulties.

by medicalmechanica June 16, 2011

Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

by medicalmechanica May 01, 2010