by medicalmechanica March 08, 2010
Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
by medicalmechanica October 05, 2011
Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!
by medicalmechanica August 03, 2010
When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.
Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...
by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010
Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.
by medicalmechanica May 01, 2010
A black blacksmith.
Aww man, I done broke my chain, I'll need to take it to my dog Darell to fix it, he's a true niggersmith, yo'.
by medicalmechanica July 24, 2012
Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!
by medicalmechanica November 04, 2011