Palintologist 

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

Palintologist by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist 

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.

"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"

palintologist by steve anuscake November 17, 2009

Palintologist 

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.

Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.

Palintologist by benighse November 20, 2009

Palintologist 

A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.

If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.

Palintologist by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009

Palintologist 

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

Palintologist by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009

Palintologist 

A specialist in the earth science that studies fossil organisms with human footprints in them.

Did you hear about those new dinosaur bones they dug up in Mexico with human footprints in them?

Yeah, I heard they were discovered by a leading Palintologist!

Palintologist by Meeore November 1, 2008

pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018