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Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016
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A word with many meanings/definitions and can be used in many contexts

The name of poshwitz smalls aka “the daughter of the forbidden one”

Also noun/verb/adjective can be used and integrated into almost any sentence to describe a prized possession or in fact poachy smalls itself.

Poachy = the state of currently feeling poached, or something....

Highly Expressive Word that can be used in many sentences or situations.

Junior the egomaniac coined the term/word “poachy” and the word itself can also be integrated into regular words such as constipated to form “constipoachen” and such. Or “muthapoachy” rather than motherfucker.

Also a filler word to add into sentences to describe something which can add more meaning to something especially if referring to something chicken related or related poachy smalls (the beak)

Poachy can also mean whatever you want it to be, like if your feeling good or calm then your feeling poachy. DONt get poached in the face though

The meaning of poachy can vary, for more information ask junior grimes......
“I need to find a good piece of poachy”

“With my mind on my poachy and my poachy on my mind”

“If the barns on fire then let that muthapoachy burn, talkin about chicken shite then I ain’t concerned “

“Suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount see iM the long leaner Vincent the cleaner im the illest muthapoachy from here to gardena !”

“You better get that poachy before it’s too late”
Poachy by Obi wan shinobi July 13, 2021

Poachy smalls 

daughter of junior (j grimes)

Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”

a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.

junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔

His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.

Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw

Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.

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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!

Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?

Poachy: bok bok bok

Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.
Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Poke poacher 

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.
Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.
Poke poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

grief poaching 

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.
When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.
grief poaching by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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