poachable

1.(adj.) Simply meaning awesome or kick-ass. Anything that one sees as superior or better in some way.
2. A person or persons who deserve special recognition for displaying awesome or kick-ass qualities or actions. Usually after stating that something or someone is poachable, all who agree with the sentiment make the hand gesture as if shooting said person or thing to show that they have been 'poached'

1. "Dude, that movie was beyond awesome, it was poachable!"

2. Guy #1: "Man, Iron Maiden kicked ass at Ozzfest last night!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I was there, they were totally poachable."

by your hairy mother August 17, 2005

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

punchable face

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.

Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in

by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

pitchables

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.

Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?

by Skerks May 9, 2009

punchable voice

A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.

I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020

punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant

I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.

by grobins September 13, 2003

peachalean

A duragatory tool used to give anal pleasure to a horse

go eat peachalean you penis-wiper

by ulunga November 7, 2018