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The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes
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Snapchat fuckboi that has zero filter and no chill whatsoever
Don’t fall for junifer, he’s a trickster in disguise

Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross

Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players

Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
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Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium

Girl 2: girl dump him

Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer

Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag

“Junifer defined”
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Snapchat fuckboi that has zero filter and no chill whatsoever
Don’t fall for junifer, he’s a trickster in disguise

Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross

Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players

Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
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Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium

Girl 2: girl dump him

Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer

Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
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a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.

Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl

Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature

Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
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daughter of junior (j grimes)

Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”

a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.

junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔

His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.

Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw

Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.

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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!

Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?

Poachy: bok bok bok

Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
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the dead on definition of junior grimes (J. Grimes) “June wick”, “junifer” etc

He/she is a corrupt and menacing individual who’s able to slip by undetected as their crimes destroy people and terrorize society,

The immoral J grimes

The infamous J grimes
The illicit J Grimes

There’s not enough words to describe junior but immoral is most definitely one of them

Vicious, malevolent, deadly, chaotic, evil, beautiful yet deceptive, etc

Immoral means J grimes
Example:

Junior grimes is immoral and his actions contradict his words yet they don’t because like he said before “I am everything and none of it at the same time for I can be whatever you want me to be”

J Grimes is immoral

Immoral is j grimes
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Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
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