Poached

When a man is stalked and picked up by a woman.

Friend: how did you guys meet?
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!

by glenzo August 1, 2018

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016

poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt

Whah fuck man I'm totally poached

by General ellesse November 19, 2021

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008