Poached 

When a man is stalked and picked up by a woman.

Friend: how did you guys meet?
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!

Poached by glenzo August 1, 2018

Poached 

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

Poached by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

Poached 

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

Poached by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016

poached 

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

poached by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

Poached 

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt

Whah fuck man I'm totally poached

Poached by General ellesse November 19, 2021

poached 

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

poached by rain coat June 23, 2022

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

Poached egg by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008