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Numpft

It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty

In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs
Victim: *clips ankle off the side of Ben 10 scooter
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft
by Study skillz 4 lif3 January 29, 2020
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Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.
by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
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Numbfterble

When you are so drunk or high that you are feeling comfortably numb.
Cliff: How you feeling man?

Darron: Dude, I'm numbfterble.
by bpj23 November 18, 2011
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numptcake

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!
by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009
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Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
by cargo_4 May 20, 2004
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numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
by fgf November 14, 2003
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numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”
by Matestreymy May 17, 2019
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