A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
by getsheft6789 August 08, 2019
Salisbury
A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"
Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"
Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
The town of Salisbury Massachusetts NEEDS to have the select few about 2% of "GOOD" people, removed, while the entire town of Salisbury is completely bombed, and re-built, for a new fresh start for the world.
by 319KillazIIIGHT May 07, 2010
Salisbury is a small village on the outskirts of Moncton , New Brunswick .
Salisbury is known for many things such as its high population of skanks and tuff guys they are also known known for crappy cars, wannabe gangsters, blazin' and having an over population of Ginger kids .
Salisbury is known for many things such as its high population of skanks and tuff guys they are also known known for crappy cars, wannabe gangsters, blazin' and having an over population of Ginger kids .
Guy : Hey Babe where you at ?
Gurl: in Salisbury , Havin' a time.
Guy: Me too , im up at Toms, smoking
Gurl: Oh cool, wanna have some ?
Guy: Sure i'll pick you up in my shity Chev
Gurl: in Salisbury , Havin' a time.
Guy: Me too , im up at Toms, smoking
Gurl: Oh cool, wanna have some ?
Guy: Sure i'll pick you up in my shity Chev
by James Melvin Adar January 18, 2011
A city on the Eastern Shore of the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland, located just a few miles south of the Delaware border. It is the largest city on the Delmarva peninsula and is often called "The Crossroads of Delmarva."
Salisbury? Oh yeah, I've heard of that. I always see the signs for it when I drive by on the way to Ocean City.
by kel872 July 17, 2008
by Derek Mullings August 30, 2007
by lmao1232321 October 14, 2009
Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
John Glenn “Guess what Salisbury is the best town to live in”
Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work”
Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work”
by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019