numptcake

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009

nutcake

someone that is crazy, insane, stupid, irrational, etc - combination of words nut & fruitcake

age is turning my father into a nutcake

by rscott June 16, 2007

nuitcake

someone that is crazy, insane, irrational, stupid, etc - combination of the words nut & fruitcake

old age is turning my father into a nuitcake

by rscott June 16, 2007

NutCake

When a gay man gets nutted on his cake by another man after finishing anal sex.

Male version of Creampie.

"yo yk Tyler"

"yeah why"

"Dude I actually wanna give him a NutCake so bad."

by purplebeans17 February 19, 2024