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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

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Of course not you numptie.
by fgf November 14, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
by rKingie July 10, 2008
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(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers
Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!
by kwirx November 14, 2003
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