numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

by rKingie June 19, 2008

numptie

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

by kwirx November 14, 2003

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018