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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

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numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

numptie by rKingie June 19, 2008

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numptie

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

numptie by kwirx November 14, 2003

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numptie

A plonker... a dumb fuck that needs a boot in the royal goolies.

Oi numptie, stop those stupid questions at Bonus Bank!

numptie by Franny Casti April 30, 2026

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numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

numptyesque by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

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Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

Numptee by Big L March 7, 2004

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Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

Numpti by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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