Definitions by Matestreymy

SIMP 

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

SIMP by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

hydroflask 

An idiotic way to say water bottle. Hydro refers to the water and flask refers to the container.

hAvE yOu sEeN mY hYdRoFlAsK iTs SuCh A rEvOlUtIoNaRy InVeNtIoN!!1!

hydroflask by Matestreymy August 27, 2019

Vector 

It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude.

It’s not Victor, it’s Vector!

Vector by Matestreymy July 30, 2019

no means yes in spanish 

A fairly old phrase, a comeback used in school up until taking spanish class.

“Can I have some of your fries?” “No.” “No means yes in Spanish *proceeds to steal fries*”

no means yes in spanish by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

numpty muffin by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

horses in the bag 

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

horses in the bag by Matestreymy May 16, 2019