Matestreymy's definitions

horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

by Matestreymy May 16, 2019

no means yes in spanish

A fairly old phrase, a comeback used in school up until taking spanish class.

“Can I have some of your fries?” “No.” “No means yes in Spanish *proceeds to steal fries*”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

Vector

It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude.

It’s not Victor, it’s Vector!

by Matestreymy July 30, 2019

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

hydroflask

An idiotic way to say water bottle. Hydro refers to the water and flask refers to the container.

hAvE yOu sEeN mY hYdRoFlAsK iTs SuCh A rEvOlUtIoNaRy InVeNtIoN!!1!

by Matestreymy August 27, 2019

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019