numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

numptwell

Someone who is exceedingly good at being a numpty. Can be used affectionately.

Bob was not a numpty; he was a numptwell.

by Anonimous moose September 25, 2006