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a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look
dont look at me like a numptee
numptee by Solja July 16, 2003
Related Words
1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

numptyesque 

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty
Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.
numptyesque by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008
"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018
The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018
someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.
"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"
numptey by brownspoon May 18, 2006