Nickheals

A generally bad video game player, usually very vocal in discord and quick to provide excuses when their lack of skill is brought to attention. Last player to click the readycheck before pulling bossing and tends to be the guild punching bag. This player is usually kept around purely for the meme of having them exist within the raid group. Lowkey pretty chill though.

Sorry Nickheals, I love you buddy.

by moyyom March 16, 2023

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Cheese Nickels

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.

Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."

by Samantha Huff and Alyssa Sebastian December 22, 2007

Lot of nickels

Steeping desire for sex

Kat tamed Tony. She road him hard and put him away wet. Must a practiced on those pony rides out front the grocery store. Hell, must a had a lot of nickels

by Tonythetiler July 17, 2021

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.

Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

by JERSEY BOY 70 June 14, 2016

Roll The Nickels

If you roll the nickels you are the king. You are a money maker and you decide who does what and where they do it at.

*knocking at door*

*door opens*

Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.

John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.

Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.

John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.

Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

by mehralsmensch April 16, 2011

sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

by Lou Knox August 19, 2008