lettuce

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory
by Ged December 09, 2003
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a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)
Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced
by KingOfTheBros May 09, 2010
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stellar hair that is not as long as flow but better
that guys got some dope lettuce
by lettucebrah July 03, 2010
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The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties
I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong
by Ronald V. Mexico September 07, 2008
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A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .
i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “
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1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.
"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"
by Jason October 01, 2003
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A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.
Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.
by CadillacZach June 02, 2005
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