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narutosexual 

1. The exclusive sexual attraction to Uzumaki Naruto from the popular Japanese anime and manga, "Naruto," and nothing/no one else.

2. The exclusive sexual attraction to narutomaki, a Japanese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on Japanese noodles, such as ramen.
Example (#1) Uchiha Sasuke

Someone: "Hey, Sasuke, are you gay? Girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them."

Sasuke: "Nah, dude. I'm narutosexual."

Example (#2)

Person A: "Wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot."
Person B: "Bro, are you like, narutosexual?"
narutosexual by kireibishoujo November 9, 2017

netrosexual 

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
netrosexual by elliott February 4, 2005

Neterosexual 

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
Neterosexual by Woolwit October 3, 2010

naturalsexual

Only interested in sex when in nature. Unable to copulate within the confines of a municipality.
Because my wife is naturalsexual, I hit the gas pedal on my four wheeler and head for the mountains!

Nitrosexual 

Someone who has sex with men, women, animals, and inanimate objects.
I saw a guy fucking a dog, and then a water bottle, he must be a nitrosexual.
Nitrosexual by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

netrosexual 

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
netrosexual by jsavage December 13, 2003